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Hello. Dr. Sheldon Cooper here. Join my bowling team, The Wesley Crushers, and help me defeat my nemesis Wil Wheaton. Why, you ask? Because Wil Wheaton stinks! |
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In case you've forgotten the rules to Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock, here they are on a diagram that is so simple even you can understand it. I should have used this to settle my argument with Wil Wheaton. I would have won. |
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If I had a Green Lantern power ring, Wil Wheaton would be the first thing I would crush with a giant green glowing energy fist. Did I mention Wil Wheaton stinks? Because he does. |
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If I had sufficient resources and training, I could be Batman. Wil Wheaton could never be Batman. Why not, you ask? Because Wil Wheaton is EVIL. |
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Despite my mother's prodding, I am not religious. However, here's at least one god that Wil Wheaton can pray to if we ever cross paths again! |
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Of course I know I spelled Wil Wheaton's name wrong in the domain name of this site! It should be wilwheatsonstinks.com, or wilwheatonstinks.net, or wilwheastonstinks.org, but Wil Wheaton doesn't deserve to have his name spelled correctly! |
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You should also visit TeamPenny.org, where you can help me decide whether I should choose Penny or Leonard to help me out with menial tasks. |
